This is an oldie, but a goodie. The elusive task of egg poaching is a symbol of adulthood. If you can poach an egg, you can handle your life. Get on that buzz here.
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The Maryland Six Flags leaves theme-park goers stranded on a roller coaster early Monday morning (NZ time). No one was hurt and they're not even upside down, so you're clear to find it entertaining.
Dude buys house at 20. Makes the rest of us feel shit.
You're in bed with blankets, a movie, and no plans to leave the house. What more could you want on an overcast, hungover Friday? Maybe the forethought to have made these the night before... get to it!
Topics for the water cooler this week:
"We tortured some folks" - Barrack Obama admits CIA torture in the most casual pull quote we've seen in a while.
Beyonce capitalises on media speculation by addressing that elevator gossip in her Flawless remix with Nicki Minaj. Bey knows how to play - the general public out of it's cash, that is.
NZ WINS 45 COMMONWEALTH MEDALS. New Zealand is stoked, as per usual.